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How to Survive College in Five Easy Steps

As you all may very well know, college is an institution for the nation’s brightest minds who choose to gear their intelligence and hard-work toward fulfilling society’s standards of success … Continue reading

May 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

5 Super Simple Ways to Pay For College WITHOUT Loans

Fellow millennials, let us all come together in our anxiety and stress to sort through some solutions to one of our nation’s biggest problems: the alarmingly high prices of yoga pants and leggings. … Continue reading

February 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

How to Handle Anger Without Murder

I consider myself a pretty pleasant person. I’m funny, generous, easy-going, and I like long walks on the beach (this is both a blog and a personal ad… hey boys). … Continue reading

January 9, 2015 · Leave a comment

“It’s like chocolate cake…” –How One Teenager’s Opinion on Sex Changed

Hello, lovelies. I have long(ggggggg) neglected this blog– so much in fact that internet protective services has come banging on my door three nights in a row. It’s okay, though. … Continue reading

December 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

Introvert takes College: My First Few Days

Am I the only one who feels like this? If you have been following my blog (which, let’s say you have, because why wouldn’t you? My blog is filled with … Continue reading

August 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

5 Ways to Happify Yourself

I think I did a blog like this a long time ago, when I first started on WordPress (in the ancient year of 2011 or 2012). There’s no particular reason … Continue reading

August 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

The Unfinished Bad Story Archives: Marigold

Hi, darling. (I feel like the short milliseconds in which you have become acquainted with me has given me the ability to bestow such a sentiment unto you. I also … Continue reading

July 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

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